Monkey Poundcake

I went to Mickey D's the other morning for some breakfast. As I rounded the corner to pay at the first window, I totally smelled the mary jane smoke. I wondered if it was coming from the cashier. Was it possible? No, it wasn't, I realized it was coming from the car ahead of me. The car with the two guys in it smoking a joint. At the pick up window. With their window open. Maybe they've learned the hard way before and wanted to make sure they were set for the onset of the munchies.

If you don't know, here you can know.

GG last night was pretty good! I really like how Rory wised up and totally fixed her life in one hour! That is so crazy. She should be a life coach. I know one other person who tried to be a life coach. That bitch tried to get me fired at my last job. Funny part? She got fired! I know Rory would be a much better life coach.

Tuesday also offers My Name is Earl. I haven't mentioned it before, but it kicks ass. All of the ass, all of the time - kicked.

Tonight gave me E-Ring, still loving Benjamin Bratt. Benji. Ben. And then I watched Martha. Dang, it just keeps getting better. I am predicting Jim will win. And I hate that fucker, but man, he keeps getting through. And isn't that just the way of the world.

Now, my sweet little Veronica Mars is on. That poor Kristen Bell was on Deadwood, but she was beaten to death. This role suits her much better anyhow.

So I think that the reason you have to slow down when there's road construction is really so the crew can get a good look at ya. Um, you're welcome.

I heard the other night that good, let it all out sneezing generates the same brain waves as orgasm. So next time someone lets 'em out like that, instead of saying "bless you," ask how it was. Meanwhile, pass the pepper.

Semper Fidelis.















The skinny on the nekkid can be found here.

So tonight brought E-RIng, why yes, Benjamin Bratt, I do think you are a hotty, Martha Stewart's Apprentice, Veronica Mars, and CSI:NY. Whew. Good thing I stay up late AND have TiVo. (Thank you husband for always getting us the toys!)
So, I know that once my husband returns from the mf-ing, gd war, he will totally make fun of E-Ring and that means I have to dig it as much as poss before that. But, they made fun of the Air Force once and there was some revenge tonight and he goes for all that, so maybe... And then Apprentice, man is it suspenseful. How stupid does that sound? But it is. And I still hate Jim. Okay, so Veronica Mars is still waiting for me over on TiVo. See you soon, sweetie! But CSI is on, so, you know. But tonight is the one with H. You know, from Miami. And he bugs like the buggingnest bug in buggytown, but here I am watching. Oh! my life is full.

Logan is a super ass prick. Hopefully he's on the way out. Me thinks things will be getting back to normal in Stars Hollow. The D.A.R. can suck it!

And when I was at a wine and hors d'oeuvres deal tonight, in my slacks and twin set, I heard myself say, "I wanna try your clam dip."

Only in a crossword puzzle in the Marine Times would the clue "Go overseas again" have the answer - REDEPLOY.

Just a suggestion

George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress;

he has run a budget surplus into a severe deficit;

he has consistently and unconscionably favored the wealthy
and corporations over the rights and needs of the population;

he has destroyed trust and confidence in, and good will toward,
the United States around the globe;

he has ignored global warming, to the world's detriment;

he has wantonly broken our treaty obligations;

he has condoned torture of prisoners;

he has attempted to create a theocracy in the United States;

he has appointed incompetent cronies to positions
of vital national importance.

Now, would someone please give him a blow job so we can impeach him!???

A friend of my parents mentioned that, years ago, her husband and a friend would go trick-or-treating in the neighborhood - for cocktails. They'd even bring their own glasses along. She said the neighbors were glad when they moved. I think they were merely ahead of their time.